Foolish civilians! Don't you know that you just stumbled onto the page of the most diabolical, maniacal, dare one says conniving villains in all of The Regretevator? Connive is the true definition of a villain, one who opposes all that is good in the world. Nothing escapes her evil grasp, not ice cream shops nor train stations. They move to the beat of their own drum, not listening to what anyone has to say. After all, she IS the best villain in the world, so she doesn't listen to anybody. This gets them into more trouble than one would think, but if you knock 'em down they'll just get right back up again! Boy, do they get knocked down a LOT.

The only connections Connive is interested in forming are strictly for the sake of furthering her own villainy. It seems as though she isn't capable of forming genuine friendships, but that isn't entirely true. They are just extremely picky with who they choose to associate with... and others find them way too annoying to bear. Connive insists that all of her actions are in the name of self-interest, like some crazy chess game only she is playing. However, as time goes on that seems more like an excuse than an actual reason. Maybe there's something under that supposedly stone-hearted villain that one hasn't seen before.