name: connive
age: adult
pronouns: she/they
birthday: undetermined
labels: 
Foolish civilians! Don't you know that you just stumbled onto the page of the most diabolical, maniacal, dare one says conniving villains in all of The Regretevator? Connive is the true definition of a villain, one who opposes all that is good in the world. Nothing escapes her evil grasp, not ice cream shops nor train stations. They move to the beat of their own drum, not listening to what anyone has to say. After all, she IS the best villain in the world, so she doesn't listen to anybody. This gets them into more trouble than one would think, but if you knock 'em down they'll just get right back up again! Boy, do they get knocked down a LOT.
The only connections Connive is interested in forming are strictly for the sake of furthering her own villainy. It seems as though she isn't capable of forming genuine friendships, but that isn't entirely true. They are just extremely picky with who they choose to associate with... and others find them way too annoying to bear. Connive insists that all of her actions are in the name of self-interest, like some crazy chess game only she is playing. However, as time goes on that seems more like an excuse than an actual reason. Maybe there's something under that supposedly stone-hearted villain that one hasn't seen before.
Friends:
Fascinated by its abilities, Connive was certain the two would hit it off immediately. The two have formed somewhat of a power duo, bringing havoc and evil wherever they go. Connive likes to have someone by their side... as she may have been lonelier than anticipated. This sense of calm around FleshFriend is interesting to Connive; where is this feeling coming from? And why does it feel so... nice?
Under normal circumstances, Connive wouldn't go near DrRETRO. Yet her stories from prison immediately make Connive want to learn more about her. Using their translator-tron 900, Connive is able to understand her easily. DrRETRO understands that Connive needs to be told things a specific way in order to do them, but Connive just assumes DrRETRO really gets them. The two are quite friendly though, if not a little odd to an outsider.w
The tales of the most unpleasant gradient around fascinate Connive. She wants to do everything in her power to work together with it. Unpleasant does not say much though. Perhaps it's by choice, or because Connive is just utterly annoying to the gradient. Connive doesn't care. They'll get her secrets out eventually.
Hearing bad jokes makes Connive genuinely ill, and it is rather unfortunate that Split is full of them. Connive has to brace themselves for whenever Split shows up, because one really bad joke will be enough for Connive to collapse. That, and Split is most certainly suspicious of Connive's relationship to a certain "friend" of Split's.
Obsessed with xer villainous activities, Connive once attempted to form an alliance with the alien. Gnarpy could not care less, as they thought she was incredibly annoying. After being rejected for so long (that and being around Spud! for a while) Connive eventually turns on xem, vowing to become an even better villain than they are.
Has never met her formally, but knows of her existence. Loathes the idea of being a clone, and desperately wants to stay away from her through any means necessary. Luckily, the universe seems to keep them seperated.
Connive frequently robs the Floppy Shoppy, so it's pretty safe to say these two aren't on the best of terms. Connive has grown pretty resiliant to tasering because of Poppy's frequent punishments for entry.
Another robbing favorite of Connive's. She's pretty annoyed that he keeps foiling their plans, but refuses to stop or back down no matter what. He'll just keep doing what he always does (flashbanging her).
Views hims as another villain like herself, despite the fact he is far from concerned with that. She mostly feels this way due to his rather villainous actions... but he doesn't agree.
How a "supervillain" feels when a REAL supervillain shows up.
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